Dad starts off the episode discussing one of his favorite episodes of The Sopranos, then talks about his knowledge of women’s fashion. Mitcz and his Dad get into a brief discussion about welfare and disability payments. Mitcz then relates news about having entered a contest to win a date with Adam Carolla’s “news girl” Alison Rosen, and why he was rejected. Dad thinks Mitcz had a fighting chance had it not been for Adam’s pushing her to reject him, but maintains that Mitcz needs to drop his “weird look” and his life will improve immeasurably.